Purchase a revolver, an Emag and some Janitor-exclusive traitor gear Only "big" objective is to kill a named monkey in Security's brig and escape aliveįumble around with Goon's TC economy for a bit I ask them to turn me into meatloaf as my last request Im cornered in disposals, I put up a good fight, but eventually I got tased and cuffed The HoS and captain sees the chase and joins in Rubber shell, so I’m fine, but I can’t fight 2 people at once He enters the dark freezer to investigate, and I strikeīARKEEP BETRAYS ME AND SHOOTS ME WITH HIS SHOTGUN I give up on mixing the meat, and just serve human steak directly, then suddenly, a security officer walks in Shuttle called, the kitchen is extremely bloody I run out of flour to make them, so I resort to making meatloaf instead The MD opens the bloody dented crate full of obvious human meat He enters the freezer, looking around, meanwhile I stand in the doorway, watching The MD heard the stabbing noises and decides to investigate The HoS comes, and takes my cuffs off, he says that I’m set to arrest because I wore a syndicate hat I get stunned in the same disposals that would eventually be my fate Suddenly beep sky sees me, and gives chase, I flee See the HoS, I call him over and offer him a sloppy joe I think a security officer set me to arrest after an escaped victim called for help People keep walking into the back out of pure curiosity, and they feel safe because there’s a janitor and barkeep watching over Janitor walks in, and he proceeds to help clean up the blood Murder, free security baton and taser acquired The fool made the mistake of coming alone Security stops by after hearing reports of stabbing noises in the kitchen Grind the meat up so that it does not say “(name) meat” and then I cook it into a sloppy joe, serve em up at the bar Turn on the signal jammer, throw the butcher knife at them to stun, drag em into the freezer, murder, and then cut them up into 3 nice slabs of meat I lure people to the back, either by telling them I have food in the back, a broken door that needs to be fixed, or sometimes they just sneak in on their own I befriend a janitor and the barkeep, to keep their lips shut, and so the janitor can clean up the blood Spend rest of TC on microbombs (an implant that blows me up upon death, in case of capture) Purchase signal jammer (blocks radio messages, and security death alerts) Purchase a butchers knife (deals heavy bleed damage, and when thrown, has a 4 second stun) Get antag pop up 2 minutes later, admin made me a traitor Round starts, not antag, fine, I’ll just brutalize some monkeys Choose my favorite character to play as, Syndicate Chef, first name, Syndicate, last name, Chef.
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